MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE (1966)

You know how I said that PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE isn’t the worst movie ever made? That’s because THIS IS. My best friend told me that he saw the MST3K version of this and that it was hilarious. So I picked up the DVD of the real version at the comic store because it was only $3.99. OH MY GOD. You know how I said that EQUINOX got past all the limits (money, acting, effects) because it felt like the people making it loved making it? I think everyone involved with MANOS was sentenced to make it. Nothing works. Music? Bad. Acting? Bad. Effects? Non-existent. Stupid painting? Bad. Dogs? Bad. Script? Was there one? Ending? Not soon enough. I sat through it, but only because I couldn’t believe just how much worse it could get.